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£250,000 Raised To Help Save Our Great British Pubs!

Notre-Dame got way more money, and that’s just a building! Millions of tourists used to flock to the UK every year, not only to see Buckingham Palace and a glimpse of the royal family, but also to experience what a REAL, British pub is really like. Nowhere else in the world do we have anything closely resembling a British pub, and soon we might not have any in the UK.

Sadly, thanks to the the UK government, under the control and direction of Prime Minister Boris Johnson, under the premise of protecting the taxpayer-funded NHS, before any actual laws had been passed, deemed it permissible to shut one of our biggest – and most overlooked – assets right before any evidence was available that they were even a threat, let alone a contributing factor to the spread of this new (alleged – I’m disbelieving more and more every day!) coronavirus. The Treasury must be pulling their hair out trying to work out how to pay for this catastrophe! Oh no, how silly of me! WE the taxpaying business people will have to pay for it – if we still have businesses to run!!!

OBVIOUSLY £250,000 hasn’t been raised YET to bail out the great, British pubs, but wouldn’t it be marvelous, if we could raise £250,000 through the sale of our silly, Christmas song, “I Got P*$$ed with Santa Claus” by Tone Def Tony, to give something back to a great, British institution that has helped to raise BILLIONS OF POUNDS over the years for worthy causes? This is a blatant publicity stunt, but since the pubs have been seriously overlooked in the thinking of these ludicrous government-imposed restrictions, and we are just three old codgers trying to make a difference, we had to do something to try and get SOME attention!

To top that, we can’t wait to be number one, we’re giving ALL OUR DOWNLOAD SALES AND STREAMS TO HELP THE PUBS!!!

It’s actually quite a fun song that sticks in your head once you hear it, as long as you don’t mind the odd mildly rude word…

>> BUY OUR SONG! SAVE OUR PUBS! <<

Santa Cover NEW

Or watch our ‘Blue Peter’ music video for free…

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Last Orders For Our Great Pubs: RiP.

tombstoneOnce again it would appear that our great British pubs are being unfairly victimised by our incompetent government. You can get your hair cut and go to the gym, as well as get together to pray and worship, but you can’t go into your local and enjoy a pint and a chat. 31,000 pubs will probably not be able to open and function under these new lockdown restrictions. I don’t care that they are saying it’s not a lockdown, it’s a lockdown.

What I want to know is will this be what our future looks like forever, as the Flu kills more people than Covid-19, and is a coronavirus, so will we have to self-isolate forever to protect people from the menace of Flu? I have no faith in our government and will using my democratic right the next time around (if I still have any rights by then) to vote all these incompetents out of office!

>>> SAVE OUR PUBS! BUY OUR SONG <<<

“Last Christmas” by Tone Def Tony

The George Michael Christmas classic gets absolutely ruined by the ‘dulcet’ tones of Tone Def Tony! But then he has a very open message to all the fans and viewers about Christmas, his last Christmas, and his thoughts about THIS CHRISTMAS…

https://tonedeftony.hearnow.com/

Why Support Our Pubs?

My first response would be, “Why not?” Our pubs are envied the world over, and although other countries try hard to emulate the atmosphere, essence, and whatever it is our pubs do to create that feeling of ‘home’, I’ve yet to find anything even close to a pub outside of the British Isles. If that wasn’t reason enough to help them in their time of need, I don’t know what is. You can support them easily, not only by downloading our Christmas song, “I Got P*$$ed With Santa Claus“, but also by going down your local, pestering your politician: Tell them this lockdown is bollox! It’s killing pubs, hospitality, and so, so many small businesses!

 

 

 

 

 

MORE REASONS TO SUPPORT OUR PUBS:

Pubs and their regulars help to raise HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF POUNDS FOR CHARITY, but now they need YOUR help!

Pubs create a sense of community, and are often a lifeline to lonely people seeking easy and safe company and comfort.

Pubs are a place to socialise – who can do that with these crazy restrictions?!!

Pubs have historically been a place to meet, conduct business, discuss politics (or whatever!)

Pubs are a great place to come together to support your local or favourite sports teams!

Where would the pub quiz be without pubs???

Pubs are responsible for giving many up-and-coming musicians a platform to perform live music and get exposure!

Need I go on?

SAVE OUR PUBS!!!